Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Recently deceased blues guitarist \ | Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his | | death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting | | next to him, tuning his guitar. "Holy | | cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy | | is my idol." Over at the microphone, | | about to sing, are Jim Morrison and | | Janis Joplin, and the bassist is the | | late Barry Oakley of the Allman | | Brothers. So Stevie Ray's thinking, | | "Oh, wow! I've died and gone to rock | | and roll heaven." Just then, Karen | | Carpenter walks in, sits down at the | | drums, and says: "'Close to You'. Hit | | it, boys!" | | | | -- Told by Penn Jillette, of | \ magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;