Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once, when the secrets of science were \ | the jealously guarded property of a | | small priesthood, the common man had no | | hope of mastering their arcane | | complexities. Years of study in musty | | classrooms were prerequisite to | | obtaining even a dim, incoherent | | knowledge of science. | | | | Today all that has changed: a dim, | | incoherent knowledge of science is | | available to anyone. | | | \ -- Tom Weller, "Science Made Stupid" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;