Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Women waste men's lives and think they \ | have indemnified them by a few gracious | | words. | | | \ -- Honor'e de Balzac / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;