Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "... gentlemen do not read each other's \ | mail." | | | | -- Secretary of State Henry Stimson, on | | closing down | | | | the Black Chamber, the precursor to the | | National | | | \ Security Agency. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;