Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is imperative when flying coach that \ | you restrain any tendency toward the | | vividly imaginative. For although it | | may momentarily appear to be the case, | | it is not at all likely that the cabin | | is entirely inhabited by crying babies | | smoking inexpensive domestic cigars. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;