Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The correct way to punctuate a sentence \ | that starts: "Of course it is none of | | my business, but --" is to place a | | period after the word "but." Don't use | | excessive force in supplying such a | | moron with a period. Cutting his throat | | is only a momentary pleasure and is | | bound to get you talked about. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;