Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The trouble with you Is the trouble \ | with me. Got two good eyes But we still | | don't see. | | | \ -- Robert Hunter, "Workingman's Dead" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;