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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _______________________________________
/ TIPS FOR PERFORMERS:                  \
|                                       |
| Playing cards have the top half       |
| upside-down to help cheaters.         |
|                                       |
| There are a finite number of jokes in |
| the universe.                         |
|                                       |
| Singing is a trick to get people to   |
| listen to music longer than           |
|                                       |
| they would ordinarily.                |
|                                       |
| There is no music in space.           |
|                                       |
| People will pay to watch people make  |
| sounds.                               |
|                                       |
| Everything on stage should be larger  |
\ than in real life.                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;