Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, \ | which is why he never used it." | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;