Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you wish to be happy for one hour, \ | get drunk. If you wish to be happy for | | three days, get married. If you wish to | | be happy for a month, kill your pig and | | eat it. If you wish to be happy | | forever, learn to fish. | | | \ -- Chinese Proverb / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;