Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Sic transit discus mundi \ | | | -- From the System Administrator's | \ Guide, by Lars Wirzenius / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;