Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * Knghtbrd notes he has mashed potatoes \ | for brains tonightyum, can | | I have some? um ... * | \ Knghtbrd hides from Valkyrie / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;