Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Everybody is talking about the weather \ | but nobody does anything about it." | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;