Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One dusty July afternoon, somewhere \ | around the turn of the century, Patrick | | Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending | | an elbow with the other street car | | conductors from the Brooklyn Traction | | Company. While they were discussing the | | merits of a local ring hero, the bar | | goes silent. Malone turns around to see | | his wife, with a face grim as death, | | stalking to the bar. | | | | Slapping a four-bit piece down on the | | bar, she draws herself up to her full | | five feet five inches and says to | | Mulcahey, "Give me what himself has | | been havin' all these years." | | | | Mulcahey looks at Malone, who shrugs, | | and then back at Margaret Mary Malone. | | He sets out a glass and pours her a | | triple shot of Rye. The bar is totally | | silent as they watch the woman pick up | | the glass and knock back the drink. She | | slams the glass down on the bar, gasps, | | shudders slightly, and passes out; | | falling straight back, stiff as a | | board, saved from sudden contact with | | the barroom floor by the ample belly of | | Seamus Fogerty. | | | | Sometime later, she comes to on the | | pool table, a jacket under her head. | | Her bloodshot eyes fell upon her | | husband, who says, "And all these years | | you've been thinkin' I've been enjoying | \ meself." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;