Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If a nation expects to be ignorant and \ | free, ... it expects what never was and | | never will be. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;