Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous \ | success. | | | | -- Dennis Ritchie (1941-2011), creator | | of the C programming language and of | | | \ UNIX / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;