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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  There was a mad scientist (a mad...    \
| social... scientist) who kidnapped      |
| three colleagues, an engineer, a        |
| physicist, and a mathematician, and     |
| locked each of them in seperate cells   |
| with plenty of canned food and water    |
| but no can opener.                      |
|                                         |
| A month later, returning, the mad       |
| scientist went to the engineer's cell   |
| and found it long empty. The engineer   |
| had constructed a can opener from       |
| pocket trash, used aluminum shavings    |
| and dried sugar to make an explosive,   |
| and escaped.                            |
|                                         |
| The physicist had worked out the angle  |
| necessary to knock the lids off the tin |
| cans by throwing them against the wall. |
| She was developing a good pitching arm  |
| and a new quantum theory.               |
|                                         |
| The mathematician had stacked the       |
| unopened cans into a surprising         |
| solution to the kissing problem; his    |
| dessicated corpse was propped calmly    |
| against a wall, and this was inscribed  |
| on the floor:                           |
|                                         |
| Theorem: If I can't open these cans,    |
| I'll die.                               |
|                                         |
\ Proof: assume the opposite...           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;