Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There was a mad scientist (a mad... \ | social... scientist) who kidnapped | | three colleagues, an engineer, a | | physicist, and a mathematician, and | | locked each of them in seperate cells | | with plenty of canned food and water | | but no can opener. | | | | A month later, returning, the mad | | scientist went to the engineer's cell | | and found it long empty. The engineer | | had constructed a can opener from | | pocket trash, used aluminum shavings | | and dried sugar to make an explosive, | | and escaped. | | | | The physicist had worked out the angle | | necessary to knock the lids off the tin | | cans by throwing them against the wall. | | She was developing a good pitching arm | | and a new quantum theory. | | | | The mathematician had stacked the | | unopened cans into a surprising | | solution to the kissing problem; his | | dessicated corpse was propped calmly | | against a wall, and this was inscribed | | on the floor: | | | | Theorem: If I can't open these cans, | | I'll die. | | | \ Proof: assume the opposite... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;