Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting \ | fame, I craved factual certainty, and I | | thirsted for a meaningful vision of | | human life -- so I became a scientist. | | This is like becoming an archbishop so | | you can meet girls." | | | \ -- Matt Cartmill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;