Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the \ | virtues I dislike and none of the vices | | I admire. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;