Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To get something clean, one has to get \ | something dirty. To get something | | dirty, one does not have to get | \ anything clean. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;