Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I \ | haven't even compiled this kernel yet. | | So if it works, you should be doubly | | impressed. | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel | \ 1.3.3 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;