Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI \ | ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO | \ MONTALBAN'S HAIR! / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;