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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ There once was a Sailor who looked      \
| through a glass And spied a fair        |
| mermaid with scales on her... island.   |
| Where seagulls flew over their nest.    |
| She combed the long hair which hung     |
| over her... shoulders. And caused her   |
| to tickle and itch. The sailor cried    |
| out "There's a beautiful... mermaid. A  |
| sittin' out there on the rocks." The    |
| crew came a running, all grabbing       |
| their... glasses. And crowded four deep |
| to the rail. All eager to share in this |
| fine piece of... news. ... "Throw out a |
| line and we'll lasso her... flippers.   |
| And soon we will certainly find If      |
| mermaids are better before or be...     |
| brave My dear fellows," The captain     |
| cried out. And cursing with spleen.     |
| This song may be dull, but it's         |
| certainly clean.                        |
|                                         |
\ -- Oscar Brand, "A Clean Song"          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;