Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There once was a Sailor who looked \ | through a glass And spied a fair | | mermaid with scales on her... island. | | Where seagulls flew over their nest. | | She combed the long hair which hung | | over her... shoulders. And caused her | | to tickle and itch. The sailor cried | | out "There's a beautiful... mermaid. A | | sittin' out there on the rocks." The | | crew came a running, all grabbing | | their... glasses. And crowded four deep | | to the rail. All eager to share in this | | fine piece of... news. ... "Throw out a | | line and we'll lasso her... flippers. | | And soon we will certainly find If | | mermaids are better before or be... | | brave My dear fellows," The captain | | cried out. And cursing with spleen. | | This song may be dull, but it's | | certainly clean. | | | \ -- Oscar Brand, "A Clean Song" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;