Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Give a man a fish, and you feed him for \ | a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll | | invite himself over for dinner. | | | \ -- Calvin Keegan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;