Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The further the spiritual evolution of \ | mankind advances, the more certain it | | seems to me that the path to genuine | | religiosity does not lie through the | | fear of life, and the fear of death, | | and blind faith, but through striving | | after rational knowledge. | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;