Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / And it should be the law: If you use \ | the word `paradigm' without knowing | | what the dictionary says it means, you | | go to jail. No exceptions. | | | \ -- David Jones / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;