Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People think my friend George is weird \ | because he wears sideburns...behind his | | ears. I think he's weird because he | | wears false teeth...with braces on | | them. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;