Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / TAPPING? You POLITICIANS! Don't you \ | realize that the END of the "Wash | | Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most | \ people?! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;