Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How do you insult a lawyer? \ | | | You might as well not even try. | | Consider: of all the highly trained and | | educated professions, law is the only | | one in which the prime lesson is that | | *winning* is more important than | | *truth*. | | | | Once someone has sunk to that level, | \ what worse can you say about them? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;