Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I hate the itching. But I don't mind \ | the swelling." -- new buzz phrase, like | | "Where's the Beef?" that David | | Letterman's trying | | | \ to get everyone to start saying / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;