Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who \ | first cries, "Hold, enough!". | | | \ -- Shakespeare / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;