Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Acting is not very hard. The most \ | important things are to be able to | | laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I | | think of my sex life. And if I have to | | laugh, well, I think of my sex life. | | | \ -- Glenda Jackson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;