Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl \ | until it does run over, Tonight we will | | all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get | | sober. | | | | -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", | \ II, 2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;