Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Maier's Law: \ | | | If the facts do not conform to the | | theory, they must be disposed of. | | | | -- N. R. Maier, "American | | Psychologist", March 1960 | | | | Corollaries: | | | | (1) The bigger the theory, the better. | | | | (2) The experiment may be considered a | | success if no more than | | | | 50% of the observed measurements must | | be discarded to | | | | obtain a correspondence with the | \ theory. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;