Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The birds are singing, the flowers are \ | budding, and it is time for Miss | | Manners to tell young lovers to stop | | necking in public. | | | | It's not that Miss Manners is immune to | | romance. Miss Manners has been known to | | squeeze a gentleman's arm while being | | helped over a curb, and, in her wild | | youth, even to press a dainty slipper | | against a foot or two under the dinner | | table. Miss Manners also believes that | | the sight of people strolling hand in | | hand or arm in arm or arm in hand | | dresses up a city considerably more | | than the more familiar sight of people | | shaking umbrellas at one another. What | | Miss Manners objects to is the kind of | | activity that frightens the horses on | \ the street... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;