Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Logicians have but ill defined As \ | rational the human kind. Logic, they | | say, belongs to man, But let them prove | | it if they can. | | | \ -- Oliver Goldsmith / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;