Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Knowing \ | | | Without taking a step outdoors You know | | the whole world; Without taking a peep | | out the window You know the colour of | | the sky. The more you experience, The | | less you know. The sage wanders without | | knowing, Looks without seeing, | | Accomplishes without acting. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;