Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / They told me you had proven it When \ | they discovered our results | | | | About a month before. Their hair began | | to curl The proof was valid, more or | | less Instead of understanding it | | | | But rather less than more. We'd run the | | thing through PRL. | | | | He sent them word that we would try | | Don't tell a soul about all this | | | | To pass where they had failed For it | | must ever be And after we were done, to | | them A secret, kept from all the rest | | | | The new proof would be mailed. Between | | yourself and me. | | | | My notion was to start again | | | | Ignoring all they'd done We quickly | | turned it into code | | | \ To see if it would run. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;