Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Ogden's Law: \ | | | The sooner you fall behind, the more | \ time you have to catch up. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;