Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only way to keep your health is to \ | eat what you don't want, drink what you | | don't like, and do what you'd rather | | not. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;