Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Confidant, confidante, n: \ | | | One entrusted by A with the secrets of | | B, confided to himself by C. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;