Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you say 'I wrote a program that \ | crashed Windows', people just stare at | | you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those | | with the system, *for free*'. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;