Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "They know your name, address, \ | telephone number, credit card numbers, | | who ELSE is driving the car "for | | insurance", ... your driver's license | | number. In the state of Massachusetts, | | this is the same number as that used | | for Social Security, unless you object | | to such use. In THAT case, you are | | ASSIGNED a number and you reside | | forever more on the list of "weird | | people who don't give out their Social | | Security Number in Massachusetts." | | | \ -- Arthur Miller / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;