Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Reconciliation \ | | | When conflict is reconciled, some hard | | feelings remain; This is dangerous. The | | sage accepts less than is due And does | | not blame or punish; For harmony seeks | | agreement Where justice seeks payment. | | The ancients said: "nature is | | impartial; Therefore it serves those | | who serve all." | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;