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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  Proposed Country & Western Song Titles \
| I Don't Mind If You Lie to Me, As Long  |
| As I Ain't Lyin' Alone I Wouldn't Take  |
| You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought    |
| You Could Win If You Leave Me, Walk Out |
| Backwards So I'll Think You're Comin'   |
| In Since You Learned to Lip-Sync, I'm   |
| At Your Disposal My John Deere Was      |
| Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear    |
| John Was                                |
|                                         |
| Breaking My Heart Don't Cry, Little     |
| Darlin', You're Waterin' My Beer Tennis |
| Must Be Your Racket, 'Cause Love Means  |
| Nothin' to You When You Say You Love    |
| Me, You're Full of Prunes, 'Cause       |
| Living                                  |
|                                         |
| With You Is the Pits I Wanted Your Hand |
| in Marriage but All I Got Was the       |
| Finger                                  |
|                                         |
\ -- "Wordplay"                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;