Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / What a misfortune to be a woman! And \ | yet, the worst misfortune is not to | | understand what a misfortune it is. | | | \ -- Kierkegaard, 1813-1855. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;