Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Life begins at the centerfold and \ | expands outward. | | | \ -- Miss November, 1966 / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;