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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.  \
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| SAMPLE: To prove that horses have an   |
| infinite number of legs. (1) Horses    |
| have an even number of legs. (2) They  |
| have two legs in back and fore legs in |
| front. (3) This makes a total of six   |
| legs, which certainly is an odd number |
| of                                     |
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| legs for a horse. (4) But the only     |
| number that is both odd and even is    |
| infinity. (5) Therefore, horses must   |
| have an infinite number of legs.       |
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| Topics is be covered in future issues  |
| include proof by:                      |
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| Intimidation                           |
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| Gesticulation (handwaving)             |
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| "Try it; it works"                     |
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| Constipation (I was just sitting there |
| and ...)                               |
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| Blatant assertion                      |
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| Changing all the 2's to _n's            |
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| Mutual consent                         |
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| Lack of a counterexample, and          |
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\ "It stands to reason"                  /
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        \   ^__^
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;