Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The day will come when the mystical \ | generation of Jesus, by the Supreme | | Being as his Father, in the womb of a | | virgin will be classified with the | | fable of the generation of Minerva in | | the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope | | that the dawn of reason and freedom of | | thought in these United States will do | | away with this artificial scaffolding | | and restore to us the primitive and | | genuine doctrines of this most | | venerated Reformer of human errors. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;