Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Few things are harder to put up with \ | than the annoyance of a good example. | | | | -- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;